Does Size Matter?
Does size matter? Is it all about the boat? Or the motion in the ocean? Have you ever ended a relationship with somebody because they just weren’t working with anything down there? YIKES! Have you ever given somebody a “chance” even though you noticed that they weren’t working with anything? But you just wanted to see if MAYBE they would compensate somewhere else. Like maybe their head game was CRAZY. Or maybe they actually had some motion in that ocean that made the size of the boat forgivable?
I found a study online that stated, “an erect penis of 6.3 inches is in the 95th percentile.” So y’all are telling me that out of 100 men only five have a penis longer than 6.3 inches. WOW! But likewise, the article also stated “an erect penis of 3.94 inches is in the 5th percentile.” Which means that only five men out of 100 would have a penis shorter than 3.94 inches. LORD please bless me with one of the 95 men. Now y’all know I had to make a poll for my Instagram followers and get their responses. And once again I’m shocked by the outcome. My Instagram followers are something else. LOL!
The first question I asked was this; Which one is more important; Length or girth? 72% of the people who voted felt like girth is more important than length. I don’t know about you guys but I’m thinking about a short fat “Peter” and that doesn’t excite me at all. But then on the other hand a long skinny “Peter” scares me. 🙁 A size 7 “Peter” with a nice little girth is perfect in my opinion. And I wear a size 7 shoe. Weird. I don’t know if this has any correlation, maybe I should look it up. LOL. But we can’t always get what we ask for but hell we most definitely don’t have to settle. That’s my mind set. But I’m a virgin so what do I know! LMFAO!
Next question, have you ever turned down sex because he was just too small? 72% of people said, “hell yeah”. My response is are we in love? Have I fell in love and now we are about to have sex for the first time? And I’m just finding out that he has a small penis? Because that’s a whole different story. I might give little guy a chance to prove himself. And if it doesn’t work out then it doesn’t work out and I got to go! I wonder if that’s what the other 28% of people were thinking too by giving it a try. LOL!
This is where it gets crazy. I asked my followers does size matter. Is it all about the size of the boat or the motion in the ocean? Why are the results literally almost 50/50? I’m mind boggled. 53% of my followers said it’s all about the size of the boat. The other 47% said it’s all about the motion in the ocean. Might as well just say it’s 50/50. But on one hand I do see where they are coming from. Some people don’t care for penis sizes and others don’t want a penis that is too big because it’ll “hurt“. To each his own. My opinion. Size of the boat all day. I do not have time to be playing with little penises to see if you got motion in your ocean. NEXT!
NOW NOW NOW! NURSE LEW DOES NOT CONDONE PREMARITAL SEX! I’M JUST DOING THE HARD PART FOR Y’ALL BY RESEARCHING ALL ABOUT IT. SO THAT WHEN Y’ALL DO GET MARRIED YOU CAN PULL OUT ALL THE TRICKS!! HEHEHEHE!